Enter the brand new character Woman President (written by a team of all male writers), listen as Barry White gets woke, and see what happens when a former SoundCloud rapper enters the job market. We’ll also meet social media obsessed Peter and his long suffering wife and get schooled on African Wildlife History with garage MC and academic Scribbler P. Meanwhile in Midsomer, Detective Moses Mountree has a run in with Internal Investigations…

• Adam Treasure