An overprotective boyfriend meets his match, while Scribbler P gives us an important lesson on Black British music history. Meanwhile, undercover reporter Sandra attempts to catch a wasteman. The E19 Posse trade insults with the Stratford Soldiers over a drill track, and our favourite competitive aunties cause havoc at church. And over in Midsomer, Detective Mountree gets up close and personal with an alien…

• Adam Treasure