Very Mary-Kate (2010)
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
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Episode 1 - Raise Your Hand
Release Date: 2011-12-01I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
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Episode 2 - Magazines
Release Date: 2011-12-08Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
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Episode 3 - Jetlag
Release Date: 2011-12-15Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
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Episode 4 - Santa
Release Date: 2011-12-22Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
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Episode 5 - Presentation 4
Release Date: 2012-01-06War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
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Episode 6 - Jewish Looking Girl
Release Date: 2012-01-12She’s a rock star of David.
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Episode 7 - Layers
Release Date: 2012-01-19It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
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Episode 8 - Call My Phone
Release Date: 2012-01-26Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
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Episode 9 - Trenta
Release Date: 2012-02-02Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
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Episode 10 - Evil Dragon
Release Date: 2012-02-09It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
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Episode 11 - Police
Release Date: 2012-02-17I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
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Episode 12 - Mug Shot
Release Date: 2012-02-23Is this the duckface of a criminal?
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Episode 13 - Jail
Release Date: 2012-03-08Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
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Episode 14 - Dishwasher
Release Date: 2012-03-15Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
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Episode 15 - Pillow Talk
Release Date: 2012-03-22Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
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Episode 16 - Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
Release Date: 2012-04-01Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
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Episode 17 - Sleeping in Class
Release Date: 2012-04-05Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
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Episode 18 - Professor’s Presentation
Release Date: 2012-04-12Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
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Episode 19 - Slumber Party
Release Date: 2012-04-19First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
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Episode 20 - Pills
Release Date: 2012-04-26Take once per day with a picture of food.
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Episode 21 - Comet
Release Date: 2012-05-03Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
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Episode 22 - Draw Something
Release Date: 2012-05-10Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
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Episode 23 - The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
Release Date: 2012-05-24When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
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Episode 24 - Summer House
Release Date: 2012-05-31Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.