Very Mary-Kate (2010)
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
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Episode 1 - Moving Out
Release Date: 2010-01-31I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
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Episode 2 - Moving Day
Release Date: 2010-01-31My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
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Episode 3 - Bodyguard
Release Date: 2010-01-31Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
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Episode 4 - Baby
Release Date: 2010-01-31I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
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Episode 5 - Baby Daddy
Release Date: 2010-02-08Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
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Episode 6 - Depressed
Release Date: 2010-03-01I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
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Episode 7 - Hangover
Release Date: 2010-03-01I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
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Episode 8 - Fight
Release Date: 2010-03-01I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
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Episode 9 - Philip Seymour Hoffman
Release Date: 2010-03-13I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
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Episode 10 - Cat
Release Date: 2010-04-04I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
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Episode 11 - Back to School
Release Date: 2010-04-04I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
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Episode 12 - Extension
Release Date: 2010-04-11Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
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Episode 13 - Paper
Release Date: 2010-04-11I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
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Episode 14 - Crush
Release Date: 2010-04-18It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
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Episode 15 - Ashleyguard
Release Date: 2010-04-18But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
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Episode 16 - Nightmare
Release Date: 2010-04-26Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
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Episode 17 - Zac Efron
Release Date: 2010-04-29A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
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Episode 18 - Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
Release Date: 2010-05-03Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
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Episode 19 - Gun
Release Date: 2010-05-03Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?