Extreme Sears Makeover - Home Edition: Grey Gardens, in which Ty (Guarino) and his crew makeover the dilapidated home of a reclusive mother, "Big Edie" (Goldman), and her adult daughter, "Little Edie" (guest star Christine Ebersole), which is overrun with cats and racoons; Kirstie Alley (Goldman) and Valerie Bertinelli (Paone) promote Jenny Craig along with Jenny's "biggest" success, Steven, a.k.a. "Waffles" (McGovern); Logo at Nite presents The Facts of Life, a lesbian parody in which Mrs. Garrett (guest star Paul Vogt) must explain to the girls "The Facts of Life" after catching them watching pornography; Grandma Bell (Ash) tells tales of her past as a pioneering lesbian to her gay grandson (Domingo) and his male lover (Guarino), including how she tried to cure her lesbianism by letting every man try to "F@#k the Homosexuality out" of her; incompetent Ron Odyssey (Guarino) at the front desk of an hospital emergency room.

• Rosie O'Donnell

• Colman Domingo
• Nicol Paone
• Stephen Guarino