Hyper-sexual Naldo (Andino) as an airport baggage handler; former First Lady Barbara Bush (Goldman) hawks "pearl necklaces" on The Home Shopping Channel; a mock trailer for "Coalminer's Mountain," a brave film starring straight actors Antonio Banderas (Andino) and Edward Norton (Guarino) playing gay with Morgan Freeman (Domingo) and Charlize Theron (Paone); "Color Me Reality," an exciting new reality series about the "dramatic" world of hand-painted ceramics; a lubricant spokesmodel (Paone) is recognized in public by two very eager fans (Guarino, Domingo); two lesbians (Goldman, McKinnon) have difficulty trying to plan a "drama-free" party.

• Rosie O'Donnell

• Colman Domingo
• Nicol Paone
• Stephen Guarino