The day of the ritziest fairy tale wedding has arrived. With punch served from the rubbish bin and a tarp over the clothesline, the guests arrive at 4.45pm for a 4.46pm start. A unique chain of events leads to a nuptials that no one will ever forget, well not quickly anyway.

• Gina Riley
• Jane Turner
• Magda Szubanski

• Geoffrey Rush
• Magda Szubanski
• Gina Riley