If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

Writing:
  • Chuck Lorre
  • Lee Aronsohn

Stars:
Release Date: 2003-09-22
Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
TMDb: 7.5/10
  • Country: US
  • Language: English
  • Runtime: 30

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