Episode 1 - Show 1

Featuring weekly appearances by the Retrocops, plus a new game show Beat the Barber - win a prize or lose your hair. Today's guests include Lily Savage, Bob Holness, Katy Hill and Peter Simon. This show was taken off air and never re-broadcast due to upheld complaints by PCU & BSC on grounds of taste and decency & sex. Sexual references made to a Blue Peter presenter (remark and gesture). Jokes surrounding it were made in the next show, which aired a week later.

Episode 2 - Show 2

Regular features include the Retrocops and game show Beat the Barber. Today's guests are comedian Frank Carson and television presenters Jenny Powell, Katy Hill and Peter Simon.

Episode 3 - Show 3

Comedy show, hosted by Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly. Features include the Retrocops and game show Beat the Barber. Today's guests are actor Leslie Grantham and TV presenters Philippa Forrester and Carol Vorderman.

Episode 4 - Show 4

Comedy show, hosted by Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly. Today's guests are television presenters Cheryl Baker, Peter Simon and Katy Hill, and snooker player John Virgo, plus the forbidding "Crocodile Nail".

Episode 5 - Show 5

Today's guests are TV presenters Jenny Hull, Peter Simon and Katy Hill, plus actor John Pickard from 2 Point 4 Children.

Episode 6 - Show 6

Episode 7 - Show 7

Today's guests include actor John Altman and pop group Let Loose, plus television presenters Emma Lee and Peter Simon. This episode was originally to air on 9th May but was postponed to the week after.

Episode 8 - Show 8

Today, the paparazzi are on Ant's trail. Guests include weather presenter Sian Lloyd, actor John Pickard from 2 Point 4 Children, and TV presenters Jenny Hull, Peter Simon and Blue Peter's Katy Hill.

Episode 9 - Show 9

Today, dancer Lionel Blair transforms their lives into a West End musical. Guests include actor Ken Morley (until recently, Coronation Street's Reg Holdsworth) and TV presenters Jenny Hull and Peter Simon.