Time Gentlemen Please (2000)
The Pub Landlord’s rules are a pint for the fella and a glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. It might be the 21st century but the landlord’s gaff is the last bastion of all things normal. He ain’t interested in change. It’s just the way things are, and don’t you or anybody else go questioning it.
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Episode 1 - A Woman's Place
Release Date: 2000-09-11The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.
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Episode 2 - Never Confused
Release Date: 2000-09-18Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.
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Episode 3 - Hoppy Birthday
Release Date: 2000-09-25The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.
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Episode 4 - Monkey's Uncle
Release Date: 2000-10-02The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.
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Episode 5 - King Barsteward
Release Date: 2000-10-09Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.
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Episode 6 - Date with Density
Release Date: 2000-10-16A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.
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Episode 7 - Getting Diggy with It...
Release Date: 2000-10-23The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.
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Episode 8 - The Pub That Forgot Time...
Release Date: 2000-10-30The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.
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Episode 9 - Fawkes/Off
Release Date: 2000-11-06The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.
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Episode 10 - Help! The Aged
Release Date: 2000-11-13The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.
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Episode 11 - More Tea Vicky?
Release Date: 2000-11-20Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.
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Episode 12 - Day of the Trivheads
Release Date: 2000-11-27The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.
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Episode 13 - Greetings Stout Yeoman
Release Date: 2000-12-04A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.
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Episode 14 - Only When I Laugh
Release Date: 2000-12-11The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.
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Episode 15 - Playing Silly Buggers
Release Date: 2000-12-18The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.
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Episode 16 - Bar Humbug
Release Date: 2000-12-25The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.
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Episode 17 - New Year's Steve
Release Date: 2001-01-01Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.
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Episode 18 - The Return of Martin Greer
Release Date: 2001-01-08The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.
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Episode 19 - Jukebox Fury
Release Date: 2001-01-15Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.
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Episode 20 - Farts of Darkness
Release Date: 2001-01-22Terry mourns for his late mother.
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Episode 21 - A Dave, A Dave-O
Release Date: 2001-01-29Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.
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Episode 22 - All the World's a Stag
Release Date: 2001-02-05Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.
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Episode 23 - It's a Wonderful Pint
Release Date: 2001-12-25The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.