Welcome to the apocalypse. Some of us haven’t seen the sun or taken a breath of fresh air in days. Those of us fortunate enough to have purchased bulk pizza rolls are living like kings in a savage wasteland of frozen food aisle shortages and grocery store line brawls. I saw a family beat a grown man to a pulp over a box of Uncrustables. I saw a newborn baby selling sanitized automatic rifles at a pop-up shop on Fairfax. In these trying times, it is important to preserve what remains of our humanity and dignity. That’s why this week, The Cave does not stop. What better time than now, while we are all in our self-contained isolation chambers, to provide the people with what is most at stake, most scarce, most sacred: new vibes. We’re joined by Marc Rebillet, king of the stream, master of the live bedroom cook-up. He brought with him his signature taste for piano chords and bass lines, as well the voice of a 450-pound man. Enjoy and be safe everybody. May God have mercy on our souls.

• Kenny Beats