Kate Beckinsale insults Chelsea for her lack of physical fitness and Chelsea decides to dictate part of Kate's health regimen to her writing staff: a five day juice cleanse. Heather receives a largely inaudible angry voice message from Chelsea. Heather does whatever she can to figure out if Chelsea is indeed angry at her, or if Chelsea pocket dialed and that the screaming was directed at someone else. And someone has damaged Fortune's car in the parking lot in an apparent hit and run.

• Sarah Colonna
• Heather McDonald
• Chelsea Handler