Secrets

Kay confesses that she once kept a secret bird as a pet, until it learned how to speak and ordered Mother to take her medication 16 times, causing her to lose 22 pounds in 9 minutes. Linda's adopted daughter wants to find her birth parents, so Linda and her manager work on a scheme to hide the truth from her, but Marmalade ultimately finds out: Linda is her real birth mother! She gave her up to save her showbiz career but adopted her after a change of heart. Chic says he'll give away any secrets if the person doesn't tip him. HRH thinks Madonna is visiting and confesses adoring the blonde. Fern says her nosejob is a secret. Janie tells her shrink she'd like to be spanked, only her husband won't do it. After chickening out of a S&M club, she talks her psychologist into spanking her for a double fee. Rayleen says she was born with a small penis, which is now at exhibition at the ""Rupert Murdoch Museum of Exploitation"". She wonders if there's some of it left on her, since she feels an urg

Writing:
  • Dick Clement
  • Ian La Frenais
  • Kim Fuller

Stars:
Release Date: 1996-01-24
Seasons: 1 2 3 4
TMDb: 8.5/10
  • Country: US
  • Language: English
  • Runtime: 30

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Sex
Episode 1 - Sex
Fantasy
Episode 2 - Fantasy
Mothers
Episode 3 - Mothers
Las Vegas
Episode 4 - Las Vegas
Secrets
Episode 5 - Secrets
Childhood
Episode 6 - Childhood
1976
Episode 7 - 1976
Food
Episode 8 - Food
Crime
Episode 9 - Crime
Movies
Episode 10 - Movies
Money
Episode 11 - Money
Race Relations
Episode 12 - Race Relations
Supernatural
Episode 13 - Supernatural
Politics
Episode 14 - Politics
Music
Episode 15 - Music
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