Michael doesn't want to upset the staff so he gets Dwight to pass on news about the company's reduced health provisions. Fed up with his nosiness, Jim and Pam pretend they are suffering from a variety of conditions including Ebola, Mad Cow Disease, spontaneous dentohydroplosion, hotdog fingers, nano-robot infection...

• Ricky Gervais
• Stephen Merchant
• Greg Daniels

• Idris Elba
• Craig Robinson
• Ed Helms