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Episode 1 - Your CrossFit Friends
Release Date: 2014-09-13They’re shredded in the head.
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Episode 2 - The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants
Release Date: 2014-09-20Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.
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Episode 3 - You Have Got to Try Heroin
Release Date: 2014-10-04It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.
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Episode 4 - Dude, Are You Gay?
Release Date: 2014-10-16Bro, your homophobia is showing.
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Episode 5 - Sex Dungeons and Dragons
Release Date: 2015-01-03Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.
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Episode 6 - Your “I Don’t Care about Sports” Friend
Release Date: 2014-12-13We all know an anti-sports robot.
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Episode 7 - How to Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift
Release Date: 2014-12-20Give the gift of lying.
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Episode 8 - My New Year’s Resolution Is to Get My Dick out of This Toaster
Release Date: 2015-01-01Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.
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Episode 9 - The Guy Who’s Too Casual about Plans
Release Date: 2015-01-15He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.
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Episode 10 - Are We Ready to Go Yet?
Release Date: 2015-01-22I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.
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Episode 11 - Damon Lindelof’s Mysteries Are Just Annoying
Release Date: 2015-01-29Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?
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Episode 12 - Everyone’s High School Boyfriend
Release Date: 2015-02-05He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.
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Episode 13 - If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook
Release Date: 2015-03-25It’s fine to just leave.
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Episode 14 - Why You’re More Successful than Steve Jobs
Release Date: 2015-04-02If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.
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Episode 15 - Are My Lady Parts Normal?
Release Date: 2015-04-09Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.
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Episode 16 - How to Braid Your Hair Like in Game of Thrones
Release Date: 2015-04-10The perfect braid for getting decapitated.
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Episode 17 - If CrossFitters Took a Yoga Class
Release Date: 2015-04-16Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.
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Episode 18 - The Guy Who Had a “Crazy” Night
Release Date: 2015-04-30It was crazy, but also, it was insane.
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Episode 19 - The Worst Video Game Controller Ever Made
Release Date: 2015-05-07Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.
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Episode 20 - What Happens When You Tell People You Can’t Eat Gluten
Release Date: 2015-05-13That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?
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Episode 21 - The Guy Who Listens by Interrupting You
Release Date: 2015-05-14It’s called hyperactive listening.
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Episode 22 - Wacky Hijinks from the 80s Comedies Were Mostly Rape
Release Date: 2015-06-11The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.
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Episode 23 - If People Treated Personal Deaths Like Celebrity Deaths
Release Date: 2015-06-23This is actually affecting me. Weird!
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Episode 24 - When Not to Correct People’s Grammar
Release Date: 2015-07-09I before “e” especially after grief.
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Episode 25 - What It’s like Being on a Group Text
Release Date: 2015-07-30Just start a new fucking thread already.
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Episode 26 - 10 Things to Do Before You Die
Release Date: 2015-08-06Because you never know when the end might come.
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Episode 27 - What We Do to Avoid Our Exes
Release Date: 2015-08-13You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.
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Episode 28 - The Secret Power of Periods
Release Date: 2015-09-10No one is safe from the sync.
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Episode 29 - The Guy Who’s Definitely Not Keeping Your Secret
Release Date: 2015-09-18Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!