REWARD! Last night, The Incredible Steve attended an off-campus party where his penis was lost. He just wants it back, so his family is offering a $10,000 REWARD for its safe return, no questions asked. Please contact the Godolkin Daily Classifieds Office or the Lost-and-Found Desk at the Godolkin Student Union.

• Craig Rosenberg
• Eric Kripke
• Evan Goldberg

• Miatta Ade Lebile
• P.J. Byrne
• Demetri Kellesis