The Burnistoun hitman discovers it's not easy to assemble a weapon of choice, there's an extremely awkward question about to be asked on the top deck of a Burnistoun bus, a visit to the town's first-ever cloning warehouse, and a local photographer hopes to develop a relationship with wannabe popstar Kelly McGlade.

• Robert Florence
• Niall Clark
• Iain Connell

• Gerry McLaughlin
• Louise Stewart
• Kirsty Strain