"Like a Surgeon" - "Weird Al" Yankovic "Crusin'" - Michael Nesmith Contest to be a roadie for Al "$30 Guitar" - Pancreas Joe and the Leftists "Don't Come Around Here No More" - Tom Petty Al makes a snack "Let It All Hang Out" - The Nails Coffee Drinkers of America Steve Jay's hidden talent "Time Warp" - The Rocky Horror Picture Show Original Soundtrack Are you getting Al-Tv in stereo? Videos can be educational Al-tv News Bruce Springsteen wrote a song for Michael Jackson Ghostbusters lawsuits What Prince is really like "Bongo Bongo" - Steve Miller Band Elvira endorsement for Al-Tv "Institutionalized" - Suicidal Tendencies Interview with Paul McCartney "Mind My Have Still I" - What is This Al-Tv intro "I Do'Wanna Know" - REO Speedwagon "Head Over Heels" - The GoGos "Girlfriend Is Better" - Talking Heads Al imitates David Byrne Al's trip to Japan "Neutron Dance" - The Pointer Sisters "Singers" - Eddie Murphy "Rock N Roll High School" - The Ramones Al announces his concert tour "1-800" - Dog Police Ad for the Sky High solar radio helmet Bermuda's hidden talent "Da Doo Ron Ron" - Karen Kamon "Naughty Naughty" - John Parr (with Al mocking) Al celebrates John Parr's acting abilities Al-Tv door prizes Al-Tv News Celebrities and their similiar identities The myth behind Phil Collins and Charlie Brown "Through Being Cool" - Devo BB King endorsement for Al-Tv "Feet Don't Fail Me Now" - Utopia Ad for Al-Tv T-shirt "Wox Humana" - Kenny Loggins Al-Tv intro "One Step Beyond" - Madness Al-Tv promo "Just a Gigalo/I Ain't Got Nobody" - David Lee Roth Al's mailbag chain letter Al gets a present Trivia question How to write to Al-Tv Al earns a dollar "Holiday Road" - Lindsey Buckingham "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" - Julie Brown "Parade" - Andy Summers and Robert Flip The Al-Tv waffle "Metal Heads" - Blotto Coffee Drinkers of America Al-Tv robot "Clues" - Robert Palmer "Eat It" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (Japanese version) Rock video bleeps, bloopers, blunders and practical jokes Stevie Nicks Prince Powerstation Yes Al-Tv news Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Phil Collins "No Jacket Required" Celebrity wrestling "Voices Carry" - 'til tuesday Vanity endorsement for Al-Tv "Wot" - Captain Sensible Duran Duran essay contest "Free Yourself" - The Untouchables Al-Tv intro "Genius of Love" - The Tom Tom Club "Monster" - Fred Schneider Al announces more tour dates Ad for Al-Tv t-shirt "Centerfold" - The J.Geils Band "True Men Don't Kill Coyotes" - The Red Hot Chili Peppers "Breakaway" - Tracy Ulman The Yugoslovian napkin trick "Fish Heads" - Barnes and Barnes Ad for the Sky High solar radio skull plate Jim West's hidden talent Al-Tv bumper "I'm on Fire" - Bruce Springsteen (with Al mocking) Harvey the Wonder Hamster Interview with Madonna Al-Tv video music awards Women behind bars Best disembodied heads Best table turning "Gratitude" - Danny Elfman Andy Taylor endorses Al-Tv "Kissing With Confidence" - Will Powers Is Prince really the devil? Liberace endorses Al-Tv Goodbye with Harvey "This Is the Life" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (version with scenes from "Johnny Dangerously")

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