Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom (2018)
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
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Episode 1 - YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Release Date: 2020-03-02Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
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Episode 2 - News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Release Date: 2020-03-09Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
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Episode 3 - “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Release Date: 2020-03-16Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
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Episode 4 - Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Release Date: 2020-03-30Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
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Episode 5 - Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Release Date: 2020-04-06Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
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Episode 6 - BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Release Date: 2020-04-27Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
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Episode 7 - News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Release Date: 2020-03-30Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
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Episode 8 - Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Release Date: 2020-04-13Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
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Episode 9 - A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Release Date: 2020-04-20Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
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Episode 10 - U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Release Date: 2020-05-04Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
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Episode 11 - Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Release Date: 2020-05-11Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
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Episode 12 - Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
Release Date: 2020-05-18Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
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Episode 13 - God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Release Date: 2020-05-25Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
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Episode 14 - My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Release Date: 2020-06-01Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
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Episode 15 - Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Release Date: 2020-06-22Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
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Episode 16 - Good Morning, River View High!
Release Date: 2020-06-08The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
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Episode 17 - Welcome to Bug News
Release Date: 2020-06-15A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
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Episode 18 - Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Release Date: 2020-06-29Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
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Episode 19 - I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Release Date: 2020-07-06The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
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Episode 20 - Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Release Date: 2020-07-13Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
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Episode 21 - All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Release Date: 2020-07-27Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
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Episode 22 - Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Release Date: 2020-08-03Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
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Episode 23 - True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Release Date: 2020-08-10Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
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Episode 24 - Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Release Date: 2020-08-17Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
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Episode 25 - Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Release Date: 2020-08-24Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.