The Detectives (1993)
The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
Writing:
Stars:
- Mike Whitehill
- Steve Knight
- Jasper Carrott
Stars:
Simon
Thomas
Dave Briggs
D.C. Dominic Boyle
D.I. Tyler
Sultan of Benaris
Uniformed Constable
Blind Billy
Camilla
Bruce
Dinner Lady
Derek
Kelvin
Sir Arthur Andrews
Chief Superintendent
Old Lady
Josef Esterhazy
Dr Phipps
Jan
Flash Gordon
Ruud
Head Teacher
Jerry Palmer
King Harold
Groom's Father
Viking
Spanner
Emily Ford
Billy
Peter Burlington
Superintendent Simmons
Maisie
Fat Reg
2nd Blind Date Woman
Dr Monk
Second Old Lady
Brother Ryan
Superintendent Cottam
Bob Louis
Mary
Duke of Connemara
Doctor
Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson
Seargent
Mr. Sharpe
Young girl 1
W.P.C Sandy Taylor
First Old Lady
Harry Laws
Van der Dyck
Irene Mazola
Big Saxon / Barman
Bouncer
Mr. Hawthorne
Bride
W.P.C.
Lomax
P.C. Drake
Young girl 2
Young Stablehand
Brian Kent
Granny-o-gram
Hawkeye
Jim Bergerac
Old Man in flats
Charlie Hungerford
Polish Joe
Paramedic
Bank Robber
Seth
Maquess of Tipperary
Sergeant Williams
Derek Alsopp
Fatha
Duchess
Norman Lute Player
Pike
Detective Simpson
Lorry Driver
Danny Kane
Vet
First Policeman
1st Schoolgirl
Skipping Boxer
Hotspur
Skunk
Professor Rose
Barmaid
Greek Gangster
Clown
Himself
Tony
Grey Wolf
P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton
Tom Reid
Terry
Jennie Richardson
Production Assistant
Helen
Football Commentator (voice)
Janitor
Charlie
Bumpkin
Farmer
Blonde Woman
Sutton Frobisher
Tall Murderer
Kenny
Cabbie
Bryant
Doctor
Doctor Pete
McKenna Employee 1
Old Lady
Masseur
The Butler
McKenna Employee 2
Billy
Roberts
Barman
McKenna
Armed Officer
Mr Smith
Cashier
Master Of Ceremonies
Second Policeman
Newsround Presenter
Skating Commentator
