After a scandalous piece of good fortune Rimmer saves the life of a bio-printed Captain and is promoted, fulfilling his life-long dream of becoming an Officer. He immediately opens an Officer's club, which is out of bounds to the lower orders, and uses the bio-printer to fill it with versions of himself.

• Rob Grant
• Doug Naylor
• Andrew Ellard

• Graham McTavish
• Robert Bathurst
• Anita Dobson