Chris the Crafty Cockney is feeling depressed, The Deaf Stuntman rides his bike into the docks, Competitive Dad plays Tennis, Chanel 9 has its annual awards, Old Archie talks about religion, A posh man goes to buy a suit from the Suit You Tailors.

• Paul Whitehouse
• Charlie Higson

• Warwick Davis
• Simon Day
• Rhys Thomas