Calista decides to ask Hemingway, the head of the scouts, to the school dance to cement her legacy as queen of the school. Unfortunately for her, Hemingway has already agreed to go to the dance with Kishy, which sets Calista off. Making matters worse, the cheerleaders spread the gossip that Calista was rejected by a dork, ruining her reputation. Being vindictive, Calista then spreads a rumor about her sister Apple making out with a fellow cheerleader. Patrick breaks up with Apple. Calista sets the Twins on Kishy.

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