It's another very quiet night in The Prince of Denmark and Ronnie's wondering how they might drum up business; they've yet to even take enough to pay Steve and Polly's wages. Things start livening up slightly when a hoax fire call is made, and a pregnant lady and her husband turn up.

• Graham Chapman
• Barry Cryer

• Ronnie Corbett
• David Warwick
• Rosemary Leach