Tam, the tapping king of Craiglang, has fallen on his feet with his latest win: a lifetime's free supply of film tickets and confectionary. Not to be outdone, our boys set out to win a slogan competition. Meanwhile, an old face from Isa's past returns...

• Greg Hemphill
• Ford Kiernan

• Billy Boyd
• Sylvester McCoy
• Robbie Coltrane