Fernwood 2 Night (1977)
Fernwood 2 Night was a comedic television program that ran from July 1977 – September 1977. It was created by Norman Lear and produced by Alan Thicke as a spin-off/summer replacement from Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. It was a parody talk show, hosted by Barth Gimble and sidekick/announcer Jerry Hubbard, complete with a stage band, Happy Kyne and His Mirthmakers. Barth was the twin brother of Garth Gimble from Mary Hartman. Like Mary Hartman, Fernwood 2 Night was set in the fictional town of Fernwood, Ohio. The show satirized real talk shows as well as the sort of fare one might expect from locally-produced, small-town, midwestern American television programming. Well-known actors usually appeared playing characters or a contrivance had to be written for the celebrity to appear as themselves. After one season of Fernwood, the producers revamped the show the following year as America 2-Night. In this second version, Barth and Jerry's show moved to California and was broadcast nationally on the fictional UBS network, whose slogan was "We put U before the BS". This change allowed the show to now have well-known actors on the show as themselves.
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Episode 1 - Talk to a Jew
Release Date: 1977-07-04Barth talks about his unusual day-to-day contract. Howard Palmer, a man in an iron lung, plays the piano. ""Talk to a Jew"" -- Morton Rose answers audience questions. (""When is Barbra Streisand's next movie coming out?"")
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Episode 2 - Leisure Suits Cause Cancer
Release Date: 1977-07-05Barth thanks the viewers for their support that got him renewed for another episode. Rocket to Stardom: Baby Irene sings ""I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded"". Barth talks to her about gun control. Happy talks about his nostrils. From Fernwood Commmunity College: Doctor Richard Osgood has proof that leisure suits cause cancer. (You see, they dress up the mice in tiny leisure suits... No, really!) Bury the Hatchet: Iris and Joseph Case want their son, a Catholic priest, to come back to them. Howard Palmer plays, while Baby Irene dances.
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Episode 3 - The Wonderblender
Release Date: 1977-07-06Barth introduces his dad. The body language of April McTear -- contortionist. Lou Moffatt plugs Blendermatic, the Wonderblender. The owner of the Butterfly Deli, Susan Cloud (""...the body _requires_ burgers""). Barth's father Garth Sr. and his idiot dog perform,
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Episode 4 - Corporal Punishment I
Release Date: 1977-07-07Hula hoopist Darius Washington. South Vietnamese gardener Mein Ko Thein (?) plugs his book: ""Yankee Doodle Gook"". The Other Side of the News:High School Principal Marshall O. Petty discusses corporal punishment by demonstrating it on Debbie Dunbar. Lastly, Garth Sr. and his dumb dog.
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Episode 5 - Corporal Punishment II
Release Date: 1977-07-08Barth talks with Debbie Dunbar's mother. Since ""last weeks"" on-air spanking, Debbie has gotten several lucrative modeling jobs. Russ Tuttle, the Fernwood coroner talks about cut rate funeral alternatives; Mrs. Dunbar appears with both of her daughters, shamelessly plugging the phone number for her ""talent agency"". Jerry rambles on about families. Barth sings ""Feelings"" while Debbie does cheerleader stuff. Once again, Garth and Louie.
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Episode 6 - Fernwood Fascinating Females
Release Date: 1977-07-11Vernon Taylor (AKA ""Uncle Sam, Jr"") reads one of his poems, Candy Lee Hargrove talks about the Fernwood Fascinating Females League.
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Episode 7 - Hearing Ear Dogs for the Deaf
Release Date: 1977-07-12Pet control center director Connie Bushman on Hearing Ear Dogs for the Deaf. Also: dancer Lisa Martin; Garth Gimble, Sr. and his dog.
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Episode 8 - Congressman Chambers
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Episode 9 - No-frills Hospitals
Release Date: 1977-07-14Ambassador-at-large Harold Mislap talks about his efforts to bring tourism to Fernwood, Dr. Richard Osgood presents his no-frills hospital plan.
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Episode 10 - Ethnic Myths
Release Date: 1977-07-15Daredevil Virgil Simms; Emanuel Kasinski on his latest findings on ethnic myths and prejudice.
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Episode 11 - Lillian Dunbar
Release Date: 1977-07-18Grandmother Lillian Dunbar and presidential namesake James Earl Carter.
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Episode 12 - Uncle Sam, Jr (I)
Release Date: 1977-07-19Candy discusses gynacology and the need for female gynacologists. Bart plays the guitar while Happy and Vernon accompany him.
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Episode 13 - Tony Rolletti and Susan Cloud
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Episode 14 - Breeding Athletes
Release Date: 1977-07-21Barth challenges Jimmy Carter to come on the show and compete with him to prove just who is a star. Lou Moffet offers tips on home music ripoffs and the presents the American Guitar Studios home study course offered by Gimblco Enterprises. Happy & band member Tommy Maranucci sit and chat.
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Episode 15 - Animal Sexuality
Release Date: 1977-07-22Professional football consultant Emanual Kasinski on the breeding of large men.
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Episode 16 - Garth Gimble Memorial Tennis Classic
Release Date: 1977-07-25This episode is tentatively scheduled for air on TV LAND July 20th at midnight. Original production number: 127 Barth promotes the planned Garth Gimbel Memorial Tennis Classic. W.D. ""Bud"" Prize (Kenneth Mars) returns, and bows to public demands that he reveal the secret of his chinadonture treatment. In a rebuttal to Dr. Van Moot (aka Dr. Osgood), Phil Maltby (Morgan Upton) of Phil's Fashion Funwear and Medical Research Lab explains that leisure suits, far from causing cancer, actually can help cure disease. ""Bud"" Prize is so stimulated by this revelation that he falls asleep.
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Episode 17 - Dating Service for Dogs
Release Date: 1977-07-26Connie Bushman talks about her dating service for dogs. Radio personality Terry Guy plugs his disc jockey correspondence course.
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Episode 18 - Lou Moffatt on Land Deals
Release Date: 1977-07-27Lou Moffatt on land deals; Bassist Eddie Thomerson. Sylvia Miller also appears and discusses how a martian violated her with a beam of blue light.
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Episode 19 - Uncle Sam Jr. II
Release Date: 1977-07-28Vernon Taylor, better known as Uncle Sam, Jr. is back and as passionate as ever.
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Episode 20 - Comedy Sales Techniques
Release Date: 1977-07-29Insurance salesman Elliott J. Tubbs demonstrates his comedy sales techniques. Happy Kyne on shut-ins.
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Episode 21 - Tom Waits
Release Date: 1977-08-01Tom Waits. ""Bud"" Prize on using CB radio to bring in tourists.
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Episode 22 - Dumbness measuring machine
Release Date: 1977-08-02A dumbness measuring machine is demonstrated. Actually, more like a dumbness alarm. Say a dumb thing, and the alarm goes off. Like every time that Jerry opens his mouth.
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Episode 23 - no info
Release Date: 1977-08-03Happy Kyne shares the latest gizmo developed by the Olfactory Center of Toledo; the nose aid.
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Episode 24 - Singers and salesmen
Release Date: 1977-08-04Mario Dorsett on his success as a singer; Tony Rolletti; Mrs. Walter Donker, whose husband sells cars.
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Episode 25 - Criminal Justice
Release Date: 1977-08-05Gilbert Ulysses Nelson discusses the treatment of criminals.
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Episode 26 - Still a Dream
Release Date: 1977-08-08Local opera singer Donny Lee Savage; Dr. Hugh Slocum on his latest scientific discovery; Amateur photographer Marianne Cox.
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Episode 27 - Fernwood Blood Drive
Release Date: 1977-08-09Singing duo Doug and Diana Mitchell; Fernwood blood drive chairman Larry Guy.
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Episode 28 - Ratings Week
Release Date: 1977-08-10Singer Laurie Gallagher performs, accompanied by her mother on drums. Also: Bud Prize and Sylvia Miller.
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Episode 29 - Barbershop Trio
Release Date: 1977-08-11Doctor Alexander Beach discusses his findings on marijuana. How the Humdinger Barbershop Quartet became a trio.
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Episode 30 - Two Ladies Against Pornography
Release Date: 1977-08-12Nettie and Barbara Forman on the elderly.
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Episode 31 - Church of the Devine Lemonade
Release Date: 1977-08-15The founder of the Church of the Devine Lemonade, Billy Jenkins. George and Sally Krepps discuss the La Fromage method of childbirth.
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Episode 32 - Roger Bellman
Release Date: 1977-08-16Marin Worth reads one of his poems. Also: Susan Cloud and chauffeur Earl Simmons.
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Episode 33 - The Fitness Twins
Release Date: 1977-08-17Fernwood mayor Merle Jeeter honors champion Girl scout cookie seller Wendy Price. Also: contortionist Mike Timmins and Mary Lou Bridgewater.
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Episode 34 - You Are You
Release Date: 1977-08-18Alberta Cornwall on how colored clothing affects moods; poet Vernon Taylor.
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Episode 35 - The Barber
Release Date: 1977-08-19Hair stylist Sal Magglione and Presidential namesake James Earl Carter.
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Episode 36 - X-Rated Shopping Mall
Release Date: 1977-08-22Sportscaster Jane Tiffany and W. D. ""Bud"" Prize.
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Episode 37 - Tony Rolletti's autobiography
Release Date: 1977-08-23Tony Rolletti plugs his autobiography. The Mirth-Makers perform ""Rock Around the Clock"".
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Episode 38 - Getting the most from your warranty
Release Date: 1977-08-24Virgil Simms tells how to get the most out of your new-car waranty. Basically, you make sure that it goes into the shop just before that waranty expires.
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Episode 39 - Nudists
Release Date: 1977-08-25Linda Barry, owner of the Fernwood Nudist Colony. Toy maker George Ellsworth.
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Episode 40 - Wrestling
Release Date: 1977-08-26Jane Tiffany; Sylvia Miller; Wrestler Rock Mondo and his assisstant.
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Episode 41 - Tony and Chance Rolletti
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Episode 42 - Solving Water Shortages
Release Date: 1977-08-28Representative Chambers on solving water shortages with icebergs. Lucy and Ed Campbell show how they display affection.
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Episode 43 - Sex Therapy
Release Date: 1977-08-29Vern Taylor; Sex therapy clinic founder Matthew Johnson; Happy sings about tooth decay.
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Episode 44 - Real Estate Tips
Release Date: 1977-08-30Comic Buddy Brown; Author Dottie Ann Lee; Eddie Thomerson's real estate tips.
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Episode 45 - Skateboard Angel
Release Date: 1977-09-02Larry Guy takes questions from the audience; The Mirth-Makers play ""Skateboard Angel"".
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Episode 46 - Mobile Home Daredevil
Release Date: 1977-09-05Las Vegas entertainer Debbie Dunbar; Mobile home daredevil Virgil Simms.
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Episode 47 - Rev. Chung Hee
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Episode 48 - Pot Sniffing
Release Date: 1977-09-07Impressionist Reggie Morrison; Principal Marshall Petty; Susan Cloud.
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Episode 49 - Pet Mating Service
Release Date: 1977-09-08Connie Bushman on her computer pet mating service; Sherry McCormick performs "" I Like Dreamin'""; The Birchfield, Ohio mayor tells how he spent 90 days in jail.
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Episode 50 - Harrison Edwards' Moon
Release Date: 1977-09-09Historian Harrison Edwards. Also: Tony Rolletti and Jane Tiffany.
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Episode 51 - Behind Hollywood
Release Date: 1977-09-12Author Duane Goff plugs his book, ""Behind Hollywood"". The Mirth-makers perform ""Fifteen and Free"".
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Episode 52 - Etiquette Guidelines
Release Date: 1977-09-13Barth starts the show with a slide show of his travels around Hollywood. Guests for this episode are etiquette authority Meg Endicott and her new book, Etiquette Guidelines for the Future and U.S. Defense Department representative, Col. Morris Chandler, announcing the newly formed War Deprogramming Center, a facility that helps war veterans ease back into the civilian life by first returning them to the war.
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Episode 53 - Aunt Edity
Release Date: 1977-09-14The show starts off on a somber note when Barth announces that the recently hired sportscaster, Jane Tiffany, was injured and is now in a coma, her prognosis uncertain. They proceed to hold an impromptu tribute to her which was quickly thrown together without hardly any thought or preparation and it shows. The first guest claimed to be Barth's Aunt Edith but is in fact Barth's former "patron" from Miami. This much older woman has tracked him down for the promised "services to be rendered" once she "put mirrors on every ceiling." The next guest claimed to be an accomplished dancer who defected from the Soviet Union but it becomes obvious that Serge Nabokov was kicked out because, as his mother put it, "you stink.
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Episode 54 - no info
Release Date: 1977-09-15Barth says a prayer on the show before introducing former daredevil now auto mechanics instructor Virgil Simms. He talks about being an auto-mechanics instructor at the Fernwood Community College. Also appearing is Elliot J Tubbs, the newly appointed National Liquor Lobby representative furthering the alcohol industry's cause. Barth ends the show with a song about truckers and fruit.
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Episode 55 - no info
Release Date: 1977-09-16The show begins with Barth and Jerry reacting to some comments made by Tom Snyder. With the band's strike over, things return to normal. Tonight's guests include Edward Bailey, a hamburger bun juggler from the Bun-N-Run, Dr. Harlen Washburn, who describes his vision of integrated education and returning guest Baby Irene performing Animal Crackers.
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Episode 56 - Theological Correspondence Course
Release Date: 1977-09-19Father George Reese plugs his theological correspondence course, and accordianist Frankie ""Kid"" Carbone.
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Episode 57 - Singles Mingles Club
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Episode 58 - Lattimore Diet Program
Release Date: 1977-09-21Six-year-old trombonist Kevin McCormick. Mrs. Lillian Lattimore describes her diet program.
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Episode 59 - Battery Powered Car
Release Date: 1977-09-22Virgil Simms introduces his battery powered car. Emanual Kasinski on Gay Liberation.
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Episode 60 - Harry Shearer
Release Date: 1977-09-23Harry Shearer discusses his work in TV news.
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Episode 61 - Amusement and Healing Parks
Release Date: 1977-09-26Bob and Joanne Herlick recite Shakespeare. Nelson Phipps of the Amusement and Healing Parks.
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Episode 62 - Indian Princess
Release Date: 1977-09-27On the show tonight: Indian princess Shosen Rising Star and psychologist Stanley Turnbull.
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Episode 63 - Fan Club President
Release Date: 1977-09-28Barth Gimble fan club president Mercedes Blyweiss presents an award to Barth.
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Episode 64 - The Ransom
Release Date: 1977-09-29Happy Kyne talks about where songwriters get their inspiration. Happy and the Mirth-Makers sing ""Ice Cream Baby"". Barth interviews three heavily-disguised criminals. Barth explains to Jerry how cartoons work. Bud Prize talks about the ransom note. Somebody has his chow-chow! Barth gets a singing telegram -- actually a summons from Miami.
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Episode 65 - Save "Fernwood 2Night" Telethon
Release Date: 1977-09-30Barth and Jerry stage a telethon to save the show. Final episode of the series. Continues the next summer as ""America 2Night"".