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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (2004)
The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.
Seth Powers
Gordy
Suzie Crabgrass
Jennifer 'Moze' Mosely
Ned Bigby
Zippy Brewster
Vice Principal Crubbs
Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook
Amy Cassidy
Mr. Wright
Mr. Sweeney
Girl #2
Spencer
Coconut Head
Lisa Zemo
Billy Loomer
Missy Meany
Crony
Speech
Handsome Cookie
Geeky Girl
Fashion Police #2
Anchorperson
May
Evelyn Kwong
Model
Miss Modelle
Doug Secksay
Nelson Duckworth / Quack
Vendor
Morris Adams
Backpack Boy
Ms. Morrison
Doug Girl #1
Faymen Phorchin (archive footage)
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