Skits include: -Introducing Bush's new running mate, William Hung! -""Before They Got it Right"": Finding the right catchphrase for The Apprentice. -Mascots have problems too, when Hoot, Smokey the Bear, and the Crying Indian confront Scruff McGruff about his crime-eating disorder. -""Celebrity Keno"" -John Kerry flip-flops. -Jay Mohr hosts the ""Last Comic Book Hero Standing"" -John Kerry flip-flops 2. -""The Nemisis Game"": Spider Man -""The Rejected Advertising Mascot Anarchists"" -The stars of ILL-ustrated have some fun with the likes of Rick Moranis, Michael Keaton, Michael Jackson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

• Kathy Griffin
• Pablo Francisco