""In 2005, three Welsh dropouts and one warped Southener and me, Johnny B, embarked on a tour around Europe. Six countries, six live shows, four idiots, this is the story of what happened."" Welcome to the European Invasion, first stop Sweden. Pritch becomes a human crash-test dummy, the boys test their abilities to stand extreme changes in temperatures and the Dan and Pritch try the world's weirdest sword fight.

• Matthew Pritchard
• Dan Joyce