Episode 1 - A Night to Remember to Forget

Sam's old friend, an actor turned insurance salesman, comes to town in order to get back into show business.

Episode 2 - Pardon My But Your Party's Showing

Sam forgets to invite Fred to his party, so he tries to hide it from him.

Episode 3 - Pardon Me, But Your Party's Showing

Sam and Fred try to find out where the key Ruth found while redecorating fits. They find it is the house key of a beautiful blonde.

Episode 4 - Curiosity Killed a Key

An 84-year-old gunslinger challenges Sam to a shootout when he dislikes the way Sam had him portrayed on his TV show.

Episode 5 - Rumble Without a Cause

Episode 6 - The Kid's Revenge

Ruth is jealous of Sam's old girlfriend who has a kissing part in Sam's show. Matters get worse when they are handcuffed together and can't get apart.

Episode 7 - Universal Language

Sam gives a part to a famous Mexican actor - who can't speak a word of English.

Episode 8 - The Day They Shot Sam Garret

Episode 9 - The Truth Never Hurts—Much

Sam takes a pain reliever prior to a talk show appearance. When he falls asleep, his friends give him pep pills to wake him up. The combination causes strange results when he goes on the show.

Episode 10 - The Universal Language

Fred gets Sam mixed up in a scheme to sell ladies' hair dryers.

Episode 11 - I Wouldn't Wish It on a Dog

Sam helps out his friend, the owner of a nightclub in financial trouble, by helping him prepare a show to raise some money.

Episode 12 - The Truth Never Hurts - Much

Fred gets upset when his kids find Sam more interesting than he is when they all go on a camping trip together.

Episode 13 - Who Needs a Friend in Need?

Sam tries to help a pinball-addicted writer finish a script for his show.

Episode 14 - I Have a Friend

Episode 15 - My Favorite Father

Episode 16 - The Terribly Talented Trayton Tyler Taylor