Sealab 2021 (2000)
The year is 2021. Deep below the ocean's surface, looms a vast, magnificently high-tech compound: Sealab. A multi-national scientific station with an annual budget in the trillions, manned by a motley collection of malcontents and screw-ups who were unfit for work in the private sector. They really don't get any research done, but instead spend their time bickering among themselves or just plain goofing off. The crew have manipulated their luckless leader, Captain Murphy, into submission, and are content to ride the government clock, raking in fat, hazardous-duty paychecks.
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Episode 1 - ASHDTV
Release Date: 2004-06-20A delivering mishap and some dishonesty on Sparks' part pockets Sealab a brand new Asteroid Smasher/High-definition Television. Unfortunately, the ASHDTV was supposed to go to Spacelab so they could destroy an asteroid hurtling towards the earth.
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Episode 2 - Chalkboard Jungle
Release Date: 2004-06-27Dr. Quinn teaches Debbie Love's class of 4th-graders including Fatass McBlobbicus, while having to deal with Tornado Shanks' warped and unscientific view of education. The classic story "The Scarlet Ibis," by James Hurst, is ripped off as part of a classroom discussion of death. All the while, cuts are made between Debbie Love's classroom and the spa Love is visiting, creating a series of double entendres.
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Episode 3 - Dearly Beloved Seed
Release Date: 2004-07-04The last of Captain Shanks' brothers (who are all named for mythical Greek heroes) dies from a heart attack while taking a dump; all the while, Hesh and Debbie Dupree get married.
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Episode 4 - Craptastic Voyage
Release Date: 2004-07-11Quinn, White Debbie, and "He Who Smokes Bitches" Stormy Waters venture deep into Tornado Shanks to destroy a malignant tumor in Captain Shanks' head.
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Episode 5 - Let 'Em Eat Corn
Release Date: 2004-07-18Tornado Shanks declares Sealab a sovereign nation in order to be his own tax haven. A wave of secession fever sweeps through the entire crew, with a half-dozen nations declaring themselves independent in a few minutes; with the help of two British businessmen, they are all soon armed with missiles allegedly loaded with nuclear warheads. When push comes to shove and every Sealab nation declares war on every other one, however, the nukes all turn out to be duds.
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Episode 6 - Neptunati
Release Date: 2004-07-18Stormy's meddlesome inquisitiveness uncovers Shanks' membership in a world-controlling society.
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Episode 7 - Isla de las Chupacabras
Release Date: 2004-11-14A team-building exercise goes horribly wrong when the Sealab crew are attacked by Chupacabras.
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Episode 8 - Joy of Grief
Release Date: 2004-11-21A grief counselor tries to help the Sealab crew through a hard time.
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Episode 9 - Green Fever
Release Date: 2004-11-28Zombies ravage Sealab as Debbie plans her (fifth) 30th birthday party.
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Episode 10 - Sharko's Machine
Release Date: 2004-12-05Marco's illegitimate son applies for a job on Sealab. Can he pass the civil service exam with Debbie and Quinn helping?
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Episode 11 - Return of Marco
Release Date: 2004-12-12Marco died three episodes ago. What's he doing back? Later, Marco and Debbie sing Antônio Carlos Jobim's "Waters of March" in Portuguese.