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Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Release Date: 1970-09-11
5.0/10
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- Country: US
- Language: English
- Runtime: 113
Sgt. Jones
Maj. Purvis
Officer Michael M. Nace
Mr. Kruft
Ramona
Shannon Gambroni
Billy Joe Davis
Capt. Myerson
Col. Flanders
Sheriff Harve
Alturi
Mrs. Kruft
Dr. Hillery
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