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What a Mess! (1995)
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Directing:
Writing:
Stars:
- Vladimir Menshov
Writing:
- Vladimir Menshov
- Vitaly Moskalenko
- Andrei Samsonov
Stars:
Release Date: 1995-06-06
6.7/10
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- Country: RU
- Language: Pусский
- Runtime: 143
- Budget: $1,200,000
Sukhodrishchev
Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory
Ambassador's bodyguard
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova
USA ambassador
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Ambassador's bodyguard
lieutenant
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Mafiosi
pilot
Suitcase carrier
Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer
Russian President / Commentator on TV
Kozyulski
Father
Registry Office Worker
Step performer
music lover
Doctor
Meloman
Nikolay Grigoryevich
General
Registry Office Worker
Kvazimodo
man with a goat
geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
passenger (uncredited)
director of the orchestra
TV announcer
reporter
Ravil Beliletdinov
Bronislava Rosenbaum
general
music lover
director of the Philharmonic
episode (uncredited)
traffic cop
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