What a Mess! (1995)

The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

Directing:
  • Vladimir Menshov

Writing:
  • Vladimir Menshov
  • Vitaly Moskalenko
  • Andrei Samsonov

Stars:
Release Date: 1995-06-06
themoviedb icon 6.8/10
  • Country: RU
  • Language: Pусский
  • Runtime: 143
  • Budget: $1,200,000
Oleg Tabakov
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Irina Apeksimova
Irina Apeksim...
Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory
Mikhail Kokshenov
Mikhail Koksh...
Ambassador's bodyguard
Valeriy Garkalin
Valeriy Garka...
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Inna Churikov...
Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova
Leonid Kuravlyov
Leonid Kuravl...
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Lyubov Polish...
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Aleksandr Pan...
Ambassador's bodyguard
Sergey Batalov
Sergey Batalo...
lieutenant
Igor Ugolnikov
Igor Ugolniko...
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Lev Borisov
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Aleksei Buldakov
Aleksei Bulda...
pilot
Yuriy Chernov
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Rolan Bykov
Rolan Bykov
Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer
Vladimir Menshov
Vladimir Mens...
Russian President / Commentator on TV
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Armen Dzhigar...
Kozyulski
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Anatoliy Kuzn...
Father
Nonna Mordyukova
Nonna Mordyuk...
Registry Office Worker
Valeriy Nikolaev
Valeriy Nikol...
Step performer
Vsevolod Sanayev
Vsevolod Sana...
music lover
Yevgeni Vesnik
Yevgeni Vesni...
Doctor
Pyotr Merkuryev
Pyotr Merkury...
Meloman
Oleg Efremov
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Boris Smorchkov
Boris Smorchk...
General
Sergei Artsybashev
Sergei Artsyb...
Registry Office Worker
Viktor Gajnov
Viktor Gajnov
Kvazimodo
Vladimir Shiryaev
Vladimir Shir...
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
Yuriy Kuzmenk...
man with a goat
Valeriy Afanasyev
Valeriy Afana...
geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Aleksandr Gorbachev
Aleksandr Gor...
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
Klavdiya Kozl...
passenger (uncredited)
Inna Kara-Mosko
Inna Kara-Mos...
Carol's friend
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Evgeniy Gerch...
director of the orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
Arkadiy Koval
TV announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Yevgeni Aleks...
reporter
Sergey Gabrielyan
Sergey Gabrie...
Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
Tatyana Kravc...
Bronislava Rosenbaum
Vladimir Gusev
Vladimir Guse...
general
Nina Alisova
Nina Alisova
music lover
Marina Golub
Marina Golub
director of the Philharmonic
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Aleksandr Ryz...
Andrey Zvyagintsev
Andrey Zvyagi...
episode (uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov
Evgeniy Kules...
Maxim Glotov
Maxim Glotov
traffic cop
Anatoly Kalmykov
Anatoly Kalmy...
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