You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Directing:
Writing:
Stars:
- Dennis Dugan
Writing:
- Robert Smigel
- Adam Sandler
- Judd Apatow
Stars:
Release Date: 2008-06-05
5.7/10
5.7/10
- Country: US
- Language: English | עִבְרִית
- Runtime: 113
- Budget: $90,000,000
- Revenue: $204,313,400
Taxi Driver
Terrorist with Hand
Waleed
Hamdi
Businesswoman
Kevin
Tom
Mariah Carey
Debbie
Gail Klayman
Disco Merchant
Snooty French Girl at the Club
Dalia Hakbarah
Mrs. Greenhouse
Limousine Passenger
Zohan Dvir
Salim Yousfobdal
Michael Klayman
Mrs. Skitzer
Isreali Soldier
Hassan
Taxi Cab Patron
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Yosi
First Woman in Cab
Gray Kleibolt
John McEnroe
Zohan's Father
Grant Walbridge
Angry Palestinian
Criminal #3
Bashir
Doorman
Arab #3
Reporter
Middle Eastern Girl
Real Estate Agent
Oori Shulimson
Mariah's Assistant
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nasi
James T. O'Skanlon
Dorit
Older Lady in Salon
Ze'ev
Kids' Salon Owner
Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch
Zohan's Mother
Claude
Pinchas
Aharon
Levi
Philip
Mariah's Assistant
Skizzy
Commander
Second Commander
Koby
Avi
Homeless Guy
Nadira
Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Hip Salon Receptionist
Blonde at Salon
Little Boy
Second Woman in Cab
Angry Tall Driver
Truck Driver
Arguing Female Customer
Pharmacist
Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Phantom's Trainer
Beach Girl
Kayaker
Rabbi
Hot Girl in Club
Eti
Cheerleader
Fry Cook
Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Isreali Soldier
Isreali Dancer
Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Times Square Crazy Man
Phantom's Wife
Ribbon Cutting Girl
Picnic Girl
Electronic Store Customer
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Disco Hip Girl
Waitress
Isreali Soldier
Amir
Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Hot Girl / Waitress
Phantom's Wife
Hacky Sack Fan
The Hot Chick
Dancer
Woman in Beauty Shop
Little Boy #2
Rock-throwing Girl
Shopper
Cafe Customer
Girlfriend
Salon Patron
Girlfriend
Mrs. Haines
George Takei
Hassan
Doctor
Phantom's Wife
Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
