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Cruise of the Gods (2002)
Andy Van Allen, former hero of a cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy recieves an ususual offer - the Children of Castor fan club organising a cruise around the Greek islands with him as the prinicipal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Directing:
Writing:
Stars:
- Declan Lowney
Writing:
- Peter Baynham
- Tim Firth
- Michael Marshall Smith
Stars:
Release Date: 2002-12-23
5.1/10
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- Country: GB
- Language: English
- Runtime: 90
Andy Van Allen
Nick Lee
Russell
Hugh Bispham
Yasmina
Daniel
Jeff Monks
Graham Ball
Jenny
Himself
Himself
Vivienne
Captain Koulouris
Mrs Hatcher
Mickey
Lloyd
Woolly Hat Fan
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