A journalist writes a freelance article on the Goods and their way of life. Margo tries to muscle in to promote her forthcoming amateur dramatics production. Jerry obtains quantities of free merchandise for the Goods, on the grounds that the article is to appear in a national Sunday newspaper.

• Esmonde and Larbey
• Bob Larbey
• John Esmonde

• Timothy Bateson
• Richard Briers
• Philip Madoc