In an attempt to get Pete to spend more than just sixteen seconds with her, Abby decides to become a cheerleader and drags Beth along with her. However, the head cheerleader, Brooke is mean and possibly biploar, which causes all the girls who tried out to quit. Thus, unanimously putting Abby and Beth on the squad. Later, Harold and Kevin discover old remotes that doesn't control TVs but controls people. Abby uses one of the remotes to get close to Pete, but when Brooke steals Beth's remote, she tries to steal Pete away from Abby. Meanwhile, Kevin accidently got Harold stuck on fast-foward and cannot find the remote. Harold's best years of his life could be passing him by.

• Tom Snyder

• H. Jon Benjamin
• Conan O'Brien
• Rachel Dratch