No Sex Please: We're British (1973)

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Directing:
  • Cliff Owen

Writing:
  • Johnnie Mortimer
  • Brian Cooke
  • Anthony Marriott

Stars:
Release Date: 1973-07-25
themoviedb icon 5.1/10
  • Country: GB
  • Language: English
  • Runtime: 85
Sydney Bromley
Sydney Bromle...
Rag & Bone Man
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Corbet...
Brian Runnicles
Michael Ripper
Michael Rippe...
Traffic Warden
Valerie Leon
Valerie Leon
Susan
Beryl Reid
Beryl Reid
Bertha Hunter
Michael Bates
Michael Bates
Mr. Needham
Frank Thornton
Frank Thornto...
Glass Shop Manager
Susan Penhaligon
Susan Penhali...
Penny Hunter
Margaret Nolan
Margaret Nola...
Barbara
Gerald Sim
Gerald Sim
Reverend Mower
Robin Askwith
Robin Askwith
Baker's Delivery Man
Michael Robbins
Michael Robbi...
Car Driver
Brian Wilde
Brian Wilde
Policeman
Mavis Villiers
Mavis Villier...
American Lady
Arthur Lowe
Arthur Lowe
Mr Bromley
Ian Ogilvy
Ian Ogilvy
David Hunter
Cheryl Hall
Cheryl Hall
Daphne
Deryck Guyler
Deryck Guyler
Park Keeper
Lloyd Lamble
Lloyd Lamble
American Man
Stephen Greif
Stephen Greif
Niko
Edward Sinclair
Edward Sincla...
Postman
Lucy Griffiths
Lucy Griffith...
Spinster Lady
John Scott Martin
John Scott Ma...
White Line Workman
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